Kim Jong-il Redubbed : Part 2

Continued from Part One

These pictures are from the Boston Globes Big Picture Blog- for more context, please go to Part One and read the introduction.

Kim Jong-Il : The Redub (Part 2)

"This is the worst buffet I have ever seen. I'd rather go to the Royal Fork then eat this dreck."

"Dear Leader, our sweatshops are staffed with the only finest of underage slaves."

The worst day in Dear Leader's life was the discovery that gummy bears were not, in fact, magic.

Even though they'd run out of food, at least they had shoes. Glorious, glorious shoes.

The new law that Kim Jong-Il get first taste of every birthday cake was not terribly popular.

Dear Leader spent 30 minutes berating the head of wheat until someone gathered the courage to tell him he was facing the wrong way.

North Korean sperm bank technology is several decades behind the rest of the world.

"...And this is the right way to grab a grape. If I see anyone doing it a different way, they will be shot. Are you watching? Is everyone watching? I'm not going to repeat it."

Though he'd never let on, there was only one thing Dear Leader feared more then a populist revolt: The Dreaded Back Pig, Messenger of God and Destroyer of Dictators.

"What is this 4Chan I keep hearing about?"

Kim Jong-il Redubbed

The Boston Globe's Big Picture Blog is pretty amazing.
They recently ran a series photos of candids shot by the North Korean Central News Agency depicting Kim Jong-il's conducting a series of unannounced guidance visits to a bunch of businesses and factories in North Korea.
In all seriousness, the photos paint a dismal picture- no one is smiling, everyone looks like they might get shot at any second, and everyone is watching every motion of 'dear leader' as if their life depends on it. And it probably does.
But, as I scrolled through the list, a number of the pictures made me laugh out loud. We know Kim Jong-il is insane- but with a little creative re-captioning, we realize we didn't quite know the extent.

Kim Jong-Il : Redubbed

" You call these crackers? You are making our nation a joke! From here on out, all crackers must be at least 4" by 6"- any less, and our motherland weeps with tears of shame."

"With these buckets, we are now able to complete phase 5 of my world domination plan- Operation Sand Castle Overload."

Dear Leader always wondered what the sound of one hand clapping was. No one had the heart to tell him he was doing it wrong.

"Do you have a copy of Wuthering Heights? No? What about Lady Chatterly's Lover?"

" You see? Proof that snow grows on trees. Have the Weather Minister shot."

"With all this fruit wrapped in plastic, no one will be able to tell it's not real."

"Is this a joke?! The real school will have to be...at least 3 times bigger!"

"Dear Leader finds the purity of your urine...to be satisfactory."

ON TO PART 2