Continued from Part One
These pictures are from the Boston Globes Big Picture Blog- for more context, please go to Part One and read the introduction.
Kim Jong-Il : The Redub (Part 2)
"This is the worst buffet I have ever seen. I'd rather go to the Royal Fork then eat this dreck."
"Dear Leader, our sweatshops are staffed with the only finest of underage slaves."
The worst day in Dear Leader's life was the discovery that gummy bears were not, in fact, magic.
Even though they'd run out of food, at least they had shoes. Glorious, glorious shoes.
The new law that Kim Jong-Il get first taste of every birthday cake was not terribly popular.
Dear Leader spent 30 minutes berating the head of wheat until someone gathered the courage to tell him he was facing the wrong way.
North Korean sperm bank technology is several decades behind the rest of the world.
"...And this is the right way to grab a grape. If I see anyone doing it a different way, they will be shot. Are you watching? Is everyone watching? I'm not going to repeat it."
Though he'd never let on, there was only one thing Dear Leader feared more then a populist revolt: The Dreaded Back Pig, Messenger of God and Destroyer of Dictators.
"What is this 4Chan I keep hearing about?"
