What Can Google Teach Us About Life? March Edition.

This is part of a (someday) long running series where I post what Google auto-complete seems to feel is the burning questions of the month by asking it the very elementary What, Why, When, Where, and How?

These are the results on March 1st, 2010.
For next months results, go to (next month hasn't happened yet.)
Pretty boring for this month.


I am so curious to now why people were asking google 'Why can't I own a Canadian?' 
Also, I wonder if there is a faint overlap between the 'Why is my poop green' and 'Why do dogs eat poop' people?

Where is Santa right now? In March? Seriously? Probably has something to do with the Justin Bieber mania. 
It's a bit sad that Haiti is so close and nobody seems to know where it is, though I guess it's good that they're looking.


When will I die? You're asking Google that?

How to kiss, how to lose weight fast, how to get pregnant. It almost tells a story.

Well, there's the March 2010 results. Click here to go to the next month and see what's changed!